Joe: Okay so we sneak in one night around February, steal his shoes
Obama: Joe
Joe: And then dump legos all over the floor pic.twitter.com/2KCU7LbciV— jacqueline (@jacquelinehey) November 13, 2016
Obama: I have a meeting.
Biden: I have a meeting.
Obama: Stop copying me.
Biden: Stop copying me. pic.twitter.com/s0PrZIG4Vf
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) October 25, 2014
Biden: Ok here's the plan: have you seen Home Alone
Obama: Joe, no
Biden: Just one booby trap
Obama: Joe pic.twitter.com/IDTc2L1sKF— Dean E. S. Richard (@deanfortythree) November 11, 2016
Joe: I hid all the pens from Trump
Obama: Why?
Joe: Because he bringing his own.
Obama: ???
Joe: HE'S BRINGING HIS OWN PENCE pic.twitter.com/uni3WUd4X3— The Hashtagonist (@TheHashtag0nist) November 12, 2016
Obama: "Joe, why are you still holding my hand?"
Biden: "I wanna freak Mike Pence out"
Obama: "But why?"
Biden: "Just roll with it" pic.twitter.com/o5KZZ0Ysgz— thomas moore (@Thomas_A_Moore) November 12, 2016
Joe: Hey Barack, why does Trump wanna ban preshredded cheese
Barack: Joe please
Joe: TO MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN
Barack: I swear to God pic.twitter.com/fLWWQfJSmv— sav (@sameverlark_) November 13, 2016
Biden: What if we paint the Mexican flag in the office
Obama: Joe, no
Biden: I already ordered the paint
Obama: Joe pic.twitter.com/mCCh6OPQRk— dan/nakajima (@tragecies) November 11, 2016
Biden: I'm not giving them the wifi password
Obama: Joe…
Biden: I said what I said pic.twitter.com/l17SaIeQke
— JAY (@pieceofjay) November 11, 2016
Biden: I tinted all the mirrors orange
Obama: What?
Biden: He won't be able to see himself
Obama: Joe…
Biden: He'll think he's a vampire pic.twitter.com/IbZ8tr1m1m— Zandar vs the Turkey (@ZandarVTS) November 13, 2016
Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles?
Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here pic.twitter.com/e7NRIZ43Ww— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
"I left a Kenyan passport in your desk, just to fuck with him"
"Joe"
"Oh and a prayer rug in your bedroom. He's gonna lose it!"
"Dammit Joe" pic.twitter.com/mEWo91OLuA— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
Biden: Maybe we make our own country and he won't be invited
Obama: Joe
Biden: And MAYBE THIS TIME WE CALL IT THE BLACK HOUSE RIGHT BARACK pic.twitter.com/sVEoMvJbNy
— Barack & Joe (@bidenandobama) November 12, 2016
Biden: Hillary was saying they took the W's off the keyboards when Bush won!
Obama: Joe put-
Biden: I TOOK THE T'S, THEY CAN ONLY TYPE RUMP pic.twitter.com/D6Vh7Zu429— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 13, 2016
— Joebama (@ObamaAndBiden) November 13, 2016
Joe- "No way I'm letting Trump have any of MY ice cream, here take a cone."
Barack- "I'm lactose intolera-"
Joe- "THIS IS SERIOUS BARACK." pic.twitter.com/YcaT9A9jar— Barack & Joe (@ObamaBidenMemes) November 12, 2016
"barack please don't leave me with them"
"joe you're leaving when I leave"
"oh right lmao love u" pic.twitter.com/zfIt3Bv0wl— heather (@witchyvibe) September 27, 2016
Barack: Sign here, and here
Joe: And then the adoption is final & you and Michelle are my parents?
Barack: No, Joe pic.twitter.com/M5yf2SDuFG— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) November 13, 2016
Joe- "No way I'm letting Trump have any of MY ice cream, here take a cone."
Barack- "I'm lactose intolera-"
Joe- "THIS IS SERIOUS BARACK." pic.twitter.com/YcaT9A9jar— Barack & Joe (@ObamaBidenMemes) November 12, 2016
Biden: Mike, I don't like you, you don't like me
Pence: Let's keep this civil
Biden: Whatever. I'm taking the "World's Best VP" mug with me pic.twitter.com/NL58NBSmvV— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 12, 2016
BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here.
OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that.
BIDEN: Punch him round the back.
OBAMA: Joe.
BIDEN: Kick, then. pic.twitter.com/TmbPfrBalT— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) November 9, 2016
Biden: I took a Staples red button & wrote "Nukes" on it
Obama: Joe!
Biden: Tweets to him in Russian when pressed pic.twitter.com/j7rdFd1tXs
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) November 13, 2016
Trump: Can I get past
Biden: What's the password
Trump: I don't know
Biden: Losers says what
Trump: What
Obama: JOE pic.twitter.com/0lNTN7WOLy— Zak. (@LoveCescMagic) November 12, 2016
Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here
Obama: joe im on the phone
Biden:*muttering* u didnt say not to pic.twitter.com/qfjh3ffkPE
— rudy mustang (@roostermustache) November 11, 2016
Joe: I told trump that there was important meeting in a room but it was a broom closet & now he's locked in there
Obama: lmao good one joe pic.twitter.com/ACrOHYuviF
— daddy nicky™ (@preciousadidas) November 10, 2016
Biden: I'm gonna punch him.
Obama: Smile and wave, Joe. pic.twitter.com/ImEz6X68jm— Norm Kelly (@norm) November 11, 2016
